• U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
• Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
• New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
• National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
• Recent budget cut: $38,500,000,000
Let's remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:
• Annual family income: $21,700
• Money the family spent: $38,200
• New debt on the credit card: $16,500
• Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
• Total budget cuts: $385
A dollar may be classified into FOUR categories:
1. Product-dollars which are earned by converting raw materials into a product which may be sold; e.g. seed to bushels of corn or raw metal to machinery or cotton to cloth to clothing.
2.Service-dollars which facilitate those who generate product-dollars; e.g. , physicians and policemen keep product-dollar generators safe, healthy and productive Recreational and convenience services, such as entertainers and baby-sitters, keep product-dollar generators happy.
3. Consumption-dollars for which no product and/or service is generated; e.g. criminal prisoners, welfare recipients, and some substantial percentage of federal and state payroll.
4. Investor-dollars which are placed in businesses which hopefully will generate a future source of product-dollars.
Historically, the American manufacturing industries produced enough product-dollars to purchase the service dollars as required or desired in the economy and additionally contribute to a the altruistic motivations of our society. To maintain a balanced economy, there must be generated sufficient product-dollars to purchase service-dollar activities, with some left over to satisfy the basic altruistic motivations of the population allowing a source of consumption-dollars. Also, the businesses' profits generate more investor-dollars, thus increase in the Gross Domestic Product, i.e. cash in the economy..
All of the discussions regarding TARP, revenue enhancement, bailouts, taxing billionaires and millionaires, stimulus, etc. ad nauseam do nothing regarding the increase of product-dollar generation. Those who extol such activities could not pass eighth grade level economics, and are promising "bread and circuses" to the unthinking members of their constituency. Those who extol such activities make such individuals as Ponzi and Madoff and the Social Security Administration look like a swindler playing three card monte off a card table on the sidewalk.
The educated-enlightened-sympathetic liberals demonize the conservatives and demand increase in budget for government spending in the form of service-dollars and consumption-dollars.
The bottom line is that any federal or state program that does not promote an environment facilitating the generation of product-dollars is working contrary to the welfare of our nation. It is irrelevant whether the motivation of “liberals” is delusional or is turf-protection. It is relevant that the bulk of federal or state programs suppress the success of our product-dollar generators who provide the only path for the reversal of economic stagnation.
HOW LAWYERS ARE MADE AND SOME THOUGHTS ON HOW TO CHOOSE A LAWYER
The following scenario is not true but it is so.
An academically verbally gifted, talented and much desired Son is born to a family of comfortable income. He is raised in the presence of educated parents, with educated social acquaintances and politics and business is the main theme of dinner table discussions. Any option the other than a college education never comes in to consideration.
After a lack luster high school academic performance, our No. 1 Son enrolls in the college of his choice selected by its reputation for social activities. At this point in his life, our No. 1 Son has never faced a problem more serious than too much chlorine in the country club swimming pool. After three years of academic pursuits mainly dedicated to attending athletic events and the deflowering purported virgins, our No. 1 Son, who is not intellectually deficient, nears the end of his junior year of college. He comes to the realization that the end of the next academic year he will be expected to do that which is theologically unconscionable, go to work.
In response to this sole searing approximation to reality, our No. 1 Son begins to consider graduate school which will allow him to perpetuate beer drinking, winching, and football game attendance for another year. Sociology, political science and American history are made for the verbally adept without work experience. The downside is that the courses usually last only for one year whereas medicine is good for three or four years; however, now the subject has returned to the unacceptable concept of "work".
But alas and a lack; there is salvation! Law school is three years, a fecund environment for the glib and will allow for additional years of trivial pursuits and gratification of the pleasures of the flesh while Daddy is paying the freight.
Our No. 1 Son returned home for the spring break, foregoing Fort Lauderdale or Cancun for this important reunion with daddy. On announcing his desire to attend law school Daddy responds, "Son, I knew that you would make something of yourself someday and quit whoring and drinking with my money".
Now assured of four more years of dissipation, our No. 1 Son receives his bachelor of arts degree in political science and enrolls in law school. Upon Law School graduation, he accepts employment with the prestigious law firm of Dilly, Dalley, Doolittle and Stahl. There he is assigned the task of preparing interrogatories, assisting on depositions and writing interoffice legal memos.
The law firm represents several insurance companies, government agencies and public utilities. Our No. 1 Son becomes expert in the manner in which the government becomes a co-conspirator with these entities for the purpose of enriching the corporate leadership while pretending to perform valuable services in the public interest. The billing rate for our No. 1 Son is $60 per hour. The billing rate for the senior partners is $350 per hour.
The law firm obtains its annual budget and contracts with its clients at the nineteenth hole of the golf course. The negotiation consists of a projection of a given number of hours at a flat rate of $125 per hour. The senior partner explains to the Vice President for legal affairs that internally they might charge different amounts than the flat $125 but at the end of the year the representation of the company by the firm would be the expressed hours at the agreed rate.
Our No. 1 Son is made aware that his billing rate is a matter of "client confidence" which is why his billing rate at a mere $60 per hour does not justify the annual salary as earned by the senior partner whose quotient of ?client confidence" is $350 hourly. Our No. 1 Son sees his billing rate slowly increased and his take-home salary reflecting this increase.
Given the passage of at least two decades of time, several myocardial infarctions, an automobile accident or two, an occasional inappropriate dalliance with a Secretary and one case of uremic poisoning, our No. 1 Son has risen through the hierarchy of his law firm and is now meeting with the Vice-President for legal affairs at the nineteenth hole of the golf course, discussing an annual budget for a fixed number of hours at a fixed hourly rate, explaining that "internally the law firm might charge different amounts than the flat hourly rate but at the end of the year the representation of the company by the firm would be the expressed hours at the agreed rate" and the next day explaining to the recently hired graduate that the pay scale was related to "client confidence".
Thus we have precis of the evolution of an individual to great prominence in a distinguished law firm.
There is no question that if you are spending someone else's money or corporate funds, you should choose the firm of Dilly, Dalley, Doolittle and Stahl.
If your spending your own money, find a couth less son of an oilfield worker who clawed his way into college and through law school at his own expense. This plebeian dolt will charge a flat fee commensurate with the value of the services and get the job done.
PET COWS DO NO TRICKS.
Cows serve two purposes. They are milked or killed for meat. No one has ever invited you over to see his pet cow do tricks. There are several viable methods to communicate with cows. They are (a) the bull whip, (b) a ring in the nose,(c) an electric cattle prod or (d) a barbed wire fence.
A cow is sufficiently intelligent to understand pain. Pain is the singular pedagogical tool needed to deliver instructions to a cow. Regardless of your negotiating skills, the urgency of your tone, or the sincerity of you goals, no effect will result until the cow can relate pain to your communication.
God in his infinite wisdom, elected to endow some of his two leg creatures with the reasoning capacity of a cow. These two legged cows are constantly milked or slaughtered, usually for the benefit of "the company" or "our government". The two legged cows will herd and may be found in well-established habitats. Once addressed with the same pedagogical tools that are used in communicating with four legged cows, communication may be established. Otherwise, you were required to listen to careful explanation of why your request is not in the cows department, or "the rules" do not allow your request.
The two legged cows herd according to their sub species and are found in specific geographical locations. The sub species are (a) bank cows, (b)insurance company cows, (c) government bureaucrat cows and (d) "do-gooder? cows.
Bank cows are socially tidy: Banks propose the idea that they are doing you a favor and a service to allow you to purchase their product. This is why your personal banker most likely has a degree in French literature from Uppercrust U., takes up collections on Sunday in the Methodist Church and is a member of the Boy Scouts counsel but does not grasp the difference between a stock option and corporate debenture. He is nonetheless prepared to give you "personal financial advice". The advice that you receive from your personal banker will be consistent with the bank?s present float position and the internal profit margin report for the branch where your personal banker is located. An aluminum siding salesman is a paragon of truthfulness when compared with your personal banker.
The key pain producing words in dealing with the bank cow are "banking commission" and ?home office?. Such a phrase as "does the Banking Commission approve this type of transaction?", will lower your interest rate, remove check charges from your checking account, drop the credit life insurance clause from your loan contract and delay your initial payment for another thirty days. Another very effective phrase is "does your home office know that you are doing this?
Insurance company cows are doctrinaire. The medieval Catholic Church with its concept of Papal supremacy and self appointed role as Vicar of Christ to the world would appear as a rather libertine social club when compared to the rigidity of the claims department of any insurance company. Should you wish to find out the extent of your coverage on any given insurance policy, then make a claim and the limitations of your policy will be clearly set out for you by the glib explanations of the company's representative.
Company agents, whose sole purpose of employment is the suppression of claims either in number or amount, are denominated as ?adjusters?. The congenitally gullible are deluded into believing that the insurance agent (properly denominated as a claim suppressor) will engage in a gentlemanly give-and-take negotiation to arrive at a fair settlement.
The pain producing key word in dealing with this cow is "lawyer". In small claims, the key word of "magistrate's action" has near equal effectiveness. Insurance companies maintain a phalanx of lawyers the cost of which seriously impacts their bottom-line. The $2000 claim with lawyers fees can cost the insurance company multiples of that amount. Many states provide for the recovery of attorney's fees by the claimant when the amount of the claim is under a specified amount.
The claim suppressor is a member of the Praetorian Guard protecting the vault supervised by the claims manager, who sits on Mt. Olympus above the clouds that causes the rain to fall down on us common folk. The claims manager in 45 seconds can review 50pages of documentation and immediately determined that the claim is fraudulent, exacerbated and propounded by a malingerer.
A lawyer may talk to a jury. A jury is the only government agency that does not seek to perpetuate itself. A jury is the only government agency from which there is a reasonable opportunity to obtain a fair shake.
The insurance company is in the business of collecting premiums and devising arcane schemes not to pay claims on the grounds that those claims not paid are called "profit" and that this profit may be used to improve the lifestyle of the administrators of the insurance company. Insurance company cows are a creation of the environment; an otherwise functioning brain is reduced to the cow level of rationality once immersed in the special insurance company cow dip.
Government bureaucrat cows perpetually graze but never work. It has been said that 38 percent of the working population is employed by government at some level. If this number is correct, and you work, then your are paying 45.8% of your income to a faceless bureaucrat in addition to any obligation you have to your family.
Let the rainfall down. Do not waste your time attempting to impart rational information to low level government employees. The pain inducing question ?who is your supervisor?", is the first step to get their attention. The next question "and who is that persons supervisor?" will catapult the bureaucrat from his lethargic stupor; pass neurons from the aural canal to the brain. Bureaucrats are charged with doing nothing wrong which is very quickly translated into doing nothing. On the outside chance that the given clerk has failed to comply with internal policy and procedures manual rule 26(B.) (2), your request for the over supervisor's name, subjects the clerk to a deluge of opprobrium which is intolerable in the highly structured bureaucratic organization. Once the double question is posed, there is some probability that the given clerk will remove his gluteus maximums from its well worn nesting place an actually impart some information or service in order to obviate your further communication, further up the chain of command.
If you are required to go up the chain of command, your first question to the"over-supervisor" is whether or not it is the policy of his organization to ridicule and belittle the public, seeking information or service. The second question is to request the name of the person who tolerates such behavior in their department. At this point you will experience a metamorphic transformation to a level of Society of not less than the Prince of Monaco.
Dogooder cows can only stampede. There is a direct and inverse relationship between an individual's capacity to manage his own affairs and that individual?s dedication to solve the problems of others. There are those who undertake the protection of whales, the Brazilian Rain Forest, the oppressed population of some third world nation where the major development of the infrastructure is a grass airstrip. The Dogooder Cow is imbued with a catholic solution to all such problems everywhere. The propounder of such solutions, almost without variance, is unable to balance his checkbook, keep his driver's license out of jeopardy, maintain a heterosexual relationship with any given person or feel a moment?s loyalty to any member of his immediate family.
Generally, it is vainglorious to attempt to inflict pain on these cows, in that pain, or more often mindless fear produces a stampede. Reducio ad absurdam can provide at least a moment?s amusement. Sample barbs:
If you are against abortions, don't have one.
Reparations for past injustice are fine. Let's begin with the Mayflower
descendants who only survived because the Indian tribes did not have a well formulated immigration policy. Give then $100 each, compounded at 6% since1620.
If you want to protect the Brazilian Rain Forest, why not have a cake sale and buy it, acre by acre.
"New English", to provide gender neutral nouns requires that the flight deck of an airplane commanded by a aviatrix be denominated as the pussypit.
If the study of Latin or Greek is such an important cultural resource, rent the Coliseum and sell tickets to readings of Cicero or Euripides at $45.00 each, in between the basketball games and wrestling matches.
To those who have great plans for battered wives, neglected children and AIDS victims, point out that Jesse Helms is a closet socialist.
Such brutalizing retorts at least will provide a moment?s levity as the propounder goes into the initial stages of apoplexy.
The three most evil men of the 20th century could well be Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler and Franklin Roosevelt in that all three rose to power while advancing the idea that the purpose of government is to solve your individual problems and that individuality, self-reliance, and personal responsibility should be subjugated to collective responsibility and collective guilt.
There are those with the arrogant conceit that God was remiss for not including them on the planning committee at the time of the creation of the world. This oversight may be corrected by a special committee to perform appellate review of God's judgmental errors.
If you read this and are incensed, enraged and offended, why not improve your skills balancing your checkbook, avoiding traffic tickets, finding a meaningful heterosexual relationship and invite some member of your family over for dinner. It might be more rewarding if you really tried.
It would be nice to join and participate in the revision of God's handiwork, but for me I'm having too many problems balancing my checkbook, spending time with my family, avoiding traffic tickets and concerning myself with the welfare of those closest to me.
A short history of the English-speaking People
or, Brush Up on your Shakespeare.
With an abject apology to Winston Churchill who attempted to outline the history of the English-speaking world in five volumes, let us view the history from a matter of language.
The Magna Carta of 1215 did virtually nothing for the everyday citizen of Britain but did impose upon the king a new idea, that while "divine right" fell easily from the tongue, there would be the Law and the king must obey the law, divine right notwithstanding. The Magna Carta was a new idea. a restraint on the power of central government and from that point on Britain began to flourish.
In the mid-15th century, the Catholic Church declared that priests should interpret the Bible and that the only authorized versions were in Latin. The dispatches back to England from the battle of Azincourt by Henry IV were in English, not Latin nor French. This begins a shift to English as the official language away from the Latin imposed by the dominant Catholic Church. An Oxford scholar translated the Bible into English which was immediately banned by the Catholic Church. Translator was declared a heretic. Thus English Language Bibles were published in Cologne Germany thanks to the advance of the printing press at the time. The forbidden, banned and heretical versions of the Bible were difficult to obtain by the hierarchy therefore the Catholic hiearcy began to purchase forbidden volumes. The sales to the Catholic Church of the forbidden Bibles raised sufficient capital to print additional copies to smuggle back to England to raise money to print more copies. This of course becomes an outline of exactly the course of events once the government attempts to pass laws contrary to the economic principle of supply and demand.
The demand for Bibles in English reflected the disposition of the British to oppose central government since Bibles in English then allowed an individual to read, interpret and follow or reject the teachings of the Bible without the necessity of passing through the filtering of the central authority of the Catholic Church.
The Protestant movement in England centered around opposition to the dominance of the Catholic Church in all matters governmental as well into the personal lives of an individual, such control being facilitated by the use of Latin rather than English. Once English was established as the official language of British communication, English then expanded to a world language by reason of England's military and commercial impact around the globe.
Jumping forward to 1776, and interesting document in English was created in Philadelphia that had to do with the subject of interference of the central government in the day-to-day lives of the populace. The resulting commercial and military powerhouse created as an outgrowth of the declaration in Philadelphia further promoted English as the world commercial language.
But take heart Ye cretins, history has no significance nor provides any pattern to guide our day-to-day existence. "Political correctness" and "think-speak" is now the official language of our social engineers who must repeal the dominance of English as spoken and evolving since 1200.
The attorney general when he takes office will render his opinion on legal issues. Should the attorney general be female, at that time it will be her opinion. The 800 year rules of English grammar require that one understand that "his" is without gender. By way of example; everyone will bring his jock strap or brassiere to the meeting. Any other construction is a bastardization of the English language to fulfill a political motivation.
The bastardization of English is not limited to gender references. A redirection and expansion of entitlements is called "a bailout". A lecture by a more powerful majority is called an exercise in bipartisan approach rather than an announcement of a fait accompli. (Please note that English frequently adopts appropriate phrases from other languages.) Important in the interpretation of new-speak is the grasping a modified syntax. "Need" is a code word by which the alert recognize that the speaker is now going to assert claim to someone else's property for the benefit of a selected targeted group. "Fair" means I like it and will tolerate no further discussion to the contrary. Beware the congressman who has a fair government program to serve the need of his district, his political base or his ideological predisposition, unless the "congressperson" is female then you may substitute "her".
In regard to this social engineers who wish to reorganize the syntax of the English language let us beware and understand that they are intellectually "challenged", far be it that we observe that they are morons.
YOUR CHILDREN'S DIET and CONTROL THEREOF
The rise of obesity among our 18 and under population is a source of great concern and long-term medical considerations. If something were done for the children that would obviate the detrimental effects of the often noted overweight problems of the children.
The Department of Social Services is uniquely positioned in order to be able to enact a program for the children wherein nutritional advisers could counsel with families and explain to them the importance of proper purchases at food markets and improved leadership by the parents to direct the children along a healthier path.
Once the number of employees with proper qualifications has been added to the cadre of the Department of Social Services, a comprehensive program of orientation and assistance could be implemented for the children. In addition to family counseling and in home visits as well as seminars, the parties could dialogue regarding the short-term and long-term benefits of a more healthy diet. The nutritional advisers could station themselves at the checkout counters of the more prominent food dispensers such as Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly, Food Lion and the like. The nutritional adviser could then observe the checkout baskets wherein obvious food purchases for children are included and suggest to the would be purchaser a more healthy selection for the children.
The Department of Social Services could collect a great number of anecdotal testimonies by grateful parents who pointed out the significant benefit in weight reduction and even family happiness that is achieved by the nutritional adviser. Having demonstrated by anecdotal evidence the validity of the program and of the nutritional advisers and further demonstrating the reduction in health problems of children who are so blessed as to have parents willing to follow the guidance of the nutritional advisers, steps must be taken to provide for the children of parents who are unwilling to accept the guidance and leadership of the nutritional advisers.
In order to provide that this program for the children is carried to its logical beneficial extent the nutritional advisers may now be denominated as nutritional counselors and given some authority to control the purchases of individuals receiving food stamps or aid to dependent children in order to compel their compliance with the improved diet for the children.
There will exist of course those recalcitrant who will fail to report the actual weight gain and loss that is effected for the children therefore the department of public health may be brought to bear in the efficacy of this program by providing regular weighing and health profiles of those families where a child's obesity has been governmentally determined. A simple identity card establishing the composition of the family and a report of the body mass weight ratio may be employed as a pre-condition to obtaining any benefits from the Department of Social Services. For those people who are in fact buying their own groceries, they may be brought into court for child neglect by failing to utilize the services of the child protection services section the Department of Social Services.
By a cooperative and interdisciplinary effort on the part of the various departments in service for the children affected, long-term goals may be achieved to improve the health and reduce the future medical costs of the children. With proper implementation of the resources of the social workers, medical personnel, psychological counselors and nutritional experts of the Department of Social Services, the long-term benefits certainly will be obviously realized and accepted by population at large as one more positive step of your government to take an active role in your life for your benefit.
Once the administrative procedures and personnel are in place to mitigate the dangers of obesity in children it is an easy step to expand the services to the elderly, many of whom who for reasons of encroaching dementia, lack of proper planning information resources or even inattention do not have a beneficial diet. The same program procedures and personnel may be implemented to extend coverage to all individuals age 65 and three months or older. Because of the expanded scope now of the Department of Social Services concerned with diet, the former nutritional advisers who have been upgraded to nutritional counselors may now be denominated as nutritional advocates in keeping with the increased scope of responsibility and power of their position.
The nutritional advocates will then be able to station members of the nutritional supervisory group at the checkout counters of grocery stores across the nation and check the purchases of individuals in compliance with their family profile provided by the public health department and then prohibit purchases that are inconsistent with the long-term welfare of either the elderly or the young.
Since this program was initiated for the children and the protection for the elderly is merely a natural expansion of this beneficial program for the children, then obviously anyone who opposes or calls into question the activities of the nutritional advisers, the nutritional counselors are the nutritional advocates would have to be regarded as an insensitive and brutal individual who exercises no concern for the benefits to be achieved for the children or for the elderly, both groups deserving of course our public assistance and guidance for their own benefit.
A simple program by the Food and Drug Administration could develop an appropriate diet for the population at large depending on their age, weight problems and medical information provided by the department of public health. This guideline dietary program once distributed to the nutritional advisers, the nutritional counselors and the nutritional advocates could then be uniformly applied across the entire spectrum of the population. It would be a very small expansion of the in place services already being performed to verify that each person leaving the grocery store has purchased foodstuffs that are consistent with a healthy and appropriate diet according to their age, weight and health circumstances. Supervision could be employed for those people who are, for instance, diabetic and thus guide them toward or away from foodstuffs that could or might be injurious as determined by the dietary guidelines developed by the Food and Drug Administration.
It would be anticipated that the grocery industry by and large would not be enthusiastically cooperative with a government program that influenced purchases within their premises. The formation of the nutritional enforcement police could supervise whether or not a store was allowed to open according to their compliance with the programs of the Department of Social Services for the children and others. It could be anticipated that the big box grocers such as Wal-Mart, Food Lion and the like would suggest that the cost of the nutritional enforcement police be borne by the big box grocers themselves thus alleviating the taxpayers of this cost. The nobility and public spiritedness of the large grocery chains would be demonstrated in this manner and they could then employ nutritional enforcement police at a salary level which would be prohibitive to be utilized by small grocery stores and thus in one step unite the entrenched economic forces to forward this program for the children in such a way that would effectively drive the small corner grocery store out of business, thereby giving the big box foodstuffs sellers a government sanctioned cartel for the sale of foodstuffs.
Of course all of this is farcical and said tongue-and-cheek and should not be regarded with seriousness. We have only the example of OSHA which is entered into the control of the workplace nationwide and driven all of our jobs to Mexico, the Philippines and like places where OSHA is not an agency with which they must contend. The marvelous work of our environmentalists in protecting the population at large, joined by the large oil companies, has abolished the neighborhood gasoline station managed by a sole proprietor. The environmentalist requirements for gas tank protection are so costly that the individual small station gasoline distributor has been driven from this area economic activity, relegating the sale of gasoline to Multi-pump outlets where gas prices may be fixed by agreement of the gasoline producers rather than the free market.
Once the Department of Social Services can control your diet, we change the title of our nutritional activists to Commissar of the Soviet Socialist Republic of America.
RELIEF FROM THE BURDEN OF GRAVITY
Once the tobacco industry created a vast economic resource to be administered by
the bureaucracy, the strident militancy abated to make tobacco products totally
illegal. Previously bureaucracy had taken advantage of the great learning we
had him during the approximate six-year period of prohibition whereby
constitutional amendment the sale of alcohol was forbidden in the continental
United States; resulting in increased use of alcohol.
Bureaucratic attention has recently been turned to the problems of obesity and
has provided a vast pretext for the organization of government committees, study
groups, research grants and wise and sagacious pronouncements from diligent
operatives of Nanny Government. The consummate wisdom of our bureaucratic
leaders point out that obesity is contrary to the health of the individual and
therefore the proper role of government is to improve public health. Those who
have fallen victim to obesity and let down the path of corpulence by some
combination of various factors which include: (one) improper training by the
parents: (two) the failure of the educational system in teaching good dietary
habits, (three) failure of the medical profession in diagnose prescribing and
providing leadership to overcome the evils of corpulence, (four) the evil
influence of greedy corporate moguls who and sell foods that are attractive and
tasty without labeling their products to warn that one is damned to waller in a
hell of lard.
Nowhere in the bureaucratic information published by the North American division
of a Agiprop does it ever set out that people become overweight by stuffing
their mouth with delightful and tasty foods while limiting their physical
exercise to occasional shifting from side to side on their ever expanding
gluteus Maximus.
God in His infinite wisdom created the human face so that anything that goes in
your mouth could be sniffed once and twice observed. This course is an
observation which is politically incorrect in that it refers to the potential
influence of a deity and most outrageous of all suggest that an individual, not
Nanny Government, should be responsible for his own selection of diet, at this
point I might add that for the FemiNazis that "his own" (prior to the repeal of the rules
of English grammar by the left) selection of his diet also refers equally to lipsticked
pigs as well as those beer swilling males suffering from Dunlap's syndrome.
The solution of course is quite simple. Congress could vote and immediate
federal statute, despite the opposition of the right-wing lunatics and the
charismatic Christian blockade to repeal the law of gravity as it applies to
every individual is more than 20 pounds overweight. The scope of gravity
reduction mandated by Congress would vary as to degree of excess fat. A
substantial reduction in the force exerted by the law of gravity would allow the
more bulbous of our population gamble like sheep in the meadow. They could
dance, run, leap from their chair if motivated by some primordial sexual
instinct and generally not be constrained by the products of their personal
habits and function on greater equality with the lesser weighted members of the
population for whom the repeal of the law of gravity would not apply. The
undoubted success of such a proposition and a great public relief and extension
of the full benefits of society to every individual irrespective of slovenliness
or stupidity could then open the door to further Congressional action for the
benefit of the population.
After the successful implementation of a demonstration of the benefits of a
reduction in the law of gravity, Congress could then moved to other areas which
demand, but popular request of course, attention such as a repeal of the law of
supply and demand. The repeal of the law of supply and demand would provide
immediate relief to all those who are as imprudent in the management of their
financial affairs as a lard asses are in the management of their diet. We can
distribute government-backed Visa cards, reduce interest payments to less than
1% and ask the bankers of the world, out of the goodness of their heart, to
finance our noble plan for the redistribution of wealth and access to economic
benefits without work.
Generally speaking, the government is been opposed to the use in public of a
list of four letter words to which WORK might be added. Since vulgarity has
never been eliminated from common discourse throughout the known history of
mankind (including women who can be more trashmouthed than any construction
worker) we can say that this change will also create further "think-speak". It
is possible that there will be those recalcitrants who will write their
congressmen and tell them to go work themselves.
The political philosophy of
John Taylor Hopkins III. (1904-1963)
A longtime activist in Florida politics, and functioning via an advertising agency, John Taylor Hopkins III was involved in the campaign of five successive governors of the state of Florida, represented Stevenson when Stevenson carried Florida and represented Nixon when Nixon carried Florida. He represented George Smathers in the upset of incumbent senator Claude Pepper, a colorful adherent to the policies of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Morality and rationality are equal and congruent. Moral decisions are ipse dixit rational. Society?s leadership defines morality in order to assist the less intellectually gifted in making rational decisions. Conversely, the emotional decisions with no foundation in rational behavior often are immoral or produce immoral results.
Political activity is an emotional activity were in one gains solace or self-worth by associating with a particular political movement or campaign for any alternative establishing moral and intellectual superiority by becoming avisionary activist against a particular candidate or political movement.
Men of impeccable honor and probity whose word should never be questioned, whose actions are always rational and whose standards are all the highest become treacherous, duplicitous and deceptive protagonists once these men enter into the political arena. The history of man is that man is at his worst when doing his best for mankind.
The cultures of Incas and the Aztecs were destroyed in the name of Catholic piety and the Christianizing of the new world. Thirty percent of the population of the Near East was wiped out and 11 successive crusades were fought in order to put a Christian crown on the throne of Jerusalem. Dedication to "manifest destiny" destroyed the American Indian and 6 million were slaughtered for lebensraum and Aryan purity. On a more personal level, examine closely the activity of your local police department and consider where you would be but for the limitations on governmental authority imposed by the Constitution. John Adams knew whereof he spoke when he commented that if men were angels there would be no need to govern them and if we were governed by angels their would be no need to restrain the authority of government. It is no long leap of the imagination to surmise that political activity is often less than angelic.
In order to prosper in the political arena it is necessary to develop emotional appeals that throw the largest possible net over the greatest number of people. This positioning on the emotional scale is without reference to rationality, principle or truth.
On those rare occasions in which a candidate is guided by principles and who has a game plan that is consistent with 4000 years of Judeo-Christian theology, then support him. This is a difficult task in a world of think-speak, sound bites and spin-doctors. A judicious choice of the candidate, which is ?less bad?, is perhaps our only recourse for the preservation of a republic.
The socialization and criminalization of noble ideals
The history of the world is replete with many examples other than the two, which are presented below.
THE CRIMINALIZATION OF THE COLOMBIAN WORKERS REVOLUTION
In the spirit of Fidel Castro, Daniel Ortega and Che Guevara, a revolutionary movement was begun in Colombia of the purpose of overturning identifiable and specific problems in the social organization of that country. Specifically(1) the Catholic Church's control of the education system, (2) that approximately 15 families own in excess of 90 percent of all land in Colombia and (3) the government was responsive more to be hierarchy of the church and latifundium.
A group of revolutionaries, motivated by effecting a socialist style government as a corrective measure began operations in the hills and jungles of Colombia.
Attracted to this movement were individuals who with dedication and verve were willing to make the ultimate sacrifice(shades of the American Revolution) in order to establish a government of opportunity and equality forthe citizenry. Needless to say a significant economic force such as the anti-Communist hierarchy of Germany, which financed Adolf Hitler, did not fund these revolutionaries. As a matter of practical exigency, the revolutionaries needed to turn to illegal activities in order to finance the purchase of arms, sustain in food, and shelter their active participants.
A robbery now and then, a kidnapping or two, a little blackmail and a now and then sale of cocaine provided the source of revenue to sustain the noble movement for the democratization and socialization of Colombia. Obviously, a criminal act performed for the purpose of a higher social goal not only should not be sanctioned, but also in fact is a laudable activity. Please recall that Joseph Stalin regularly robbed banks in order to raise money for the then fledgling Communist Party of Russia, a task that ennobled him forever in the Pantheon of Communist heroes.
It's a very small leap of logic to convince oneself that the nobility of the goal will justify almost any villainous act.
Certainly? manifest destiny" was reason enough to destroy the American Indian. The perpetration of the faith was a sound basis for wiping out the culture of the Incan and Aztec civilizations, and the death of 30 percent of the people of the near East was a small price to pay in 11 successive crusades for the purpose of establishing a Christian crown on the throne of Jerusalem. Aryan supremacy certainly makes the slaughter of 5 million gypsies, homosexuals, political opponents and Jews a mere administrative procedure.
2000 years of Judeo-Christian culture teaches us the necessity for the preservation of a free enterprise economic system wherein individuals are rewarded and may anticipate the employment of their own peculiar value system for the disposition of their earnings. "Thou shall not steal" is not a moral principle but a basic economic precept required to maintain social order. The government has the duty to give an individual a reasonable expectation upon parking his car that it will be in the same spot when he returns. Without that expectation of the preservation of one's economic values, there is chaos and Detroit grinds to a halt overnight.
If morality may be suspended for the purpose of affecting higher ideals in our society then the criminal acts performed by revolutionaries are but a necessary unfortunate step in achieving the more desirable goal. The Colombian revolutionaries in their pursuit of fund-raising activities to sustain their revolutionary ideals were quick to find how profitable criminality could become. Their revolutionary goals were seduced by the comfort, security and luxuries made available via their criminal actions. Once across the line, they were joined by persons of equal criminal disposition and perhaps a bit lacking in revolutionary motivation for the good of the people.
The Colombian drug cartel, which is regarded now as a worldwide menace to the very structured society of both hemispheres, had its noble beginnings in a zealous search to achieve a society that was fair, just, and that provided a balanced redistribution of wealth. The movement itself was converted from the noble reestablishment of a new social order to a predatory criminal activity. This ?conversion? from nobility tocriminality is written in multiple chapters acrosspages of history.
THE CRIMINALIZATION OF SOVIET SOCIETY BY THE BUREAUCRACY
We may note the short time span required to convert the Colombian revolutionary movement to a criminal enterprise. This perhaps was accomplished in some large part by the technological increase of the communications available to the participants when compared to the communication facilities available to the Bolsheviks in 1917.
The genius of Vladimir Lenin is best displayed in his understanding of salesmanship. He understood that three lunatics sitting in a room with a typewriter publishing resolutions and releases in the name of a number of fictitious organizations would be regarded as reflections of a serious movement of a majority of the population. Of course this would never occur in America. The Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA) composed of seven lunatics, four of which had done felony time in California prisons and one neurotic kidnappee (Patricia Hearst) commanded the attention of our knowledgeable and discerning press. Eventually the press finally referred to them merely as the SLA since the scope of their impact and their following elevated them to the status of deserving an acronym. It never occurred to the fourth estate to refer to them as the "California lunatics", "Hearst kidnappers" or "Berkeley gang". Au contraire, mon cher, as this was the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA) an organization meriting our close attention and from whom we could have guidance in our social ideals.
Playing onthe similar stupidity which existed in the Russia's in 1917, Vladimir Lenin published an endless stream of pronouncements, declarations, manifestations of solidarity, dedications of support and announcements of solidarity with the revolutionary movement. These may be promulgated in the name of any possible organization which could be contrived and generated by highly motivated and literate fanatics sitting in one room with three typewriters. Lenin pointed out that the power to rule the Russians merely layupon the ground and all that he did was bend over and pick it up.
Lenin ofcourse was an idealist and truly believed that Marxist doctrine would effect a new and improved world. With a missionary zeal onequal with any Christian, Lenin did look forward to the day that socialism(which would eventually evolve into communism) would sweep across the world, unite all peoples, unite all cultures and provide for every individual the same high goals sought by the Colombian revolutionary movement.
TheCommunist Party of the Soviet Union developed by an interlocking system ofcommittee organizations that were responsive to the next highest level startingin each city block, in each farm, in each factory. This system of nterlocking committees eventually reported up the line ofhierarchy to other committees until one reached the Politburo, which was directed by the central committee of the CommunistParty.
Since all wealth was owned by the government, since all wealth was managed by a committee at some level or another and since all wealth was managed for the purpose of achieving noble ideals, we were then led to believe that there would be no crass selfish motives (capitalism) in the administration of the new world order. It is the criminalization by the bureaucracy of the Soviet Union, that resulted in the perversion of its ideals, the use of the Gulag Archipelago, the Pogroms, and the police state, the total submersion of any individual liberty in the name of national and international progress toward communism. From 1917 until 1991 the Soviet propaganda machine expounded the idea that the "peoples committees" were providing for free and enlarged economic opportunities for the individual system devoid of bourgeoisie values.
It is apostasy to assert that the administrative bureaucracy of theSoviet Union engaged in the satisfaction of their own bourgeoisie values. It stretched its tentacles into every apartment building (state built and state assigned), the manufacture of women?s panties (consistent with the current five-year plan) and the subjugation of vassal contingent states for the purpose of bolstering the central economy and the justification of the bureaucracy.
There?s no question that conditions in czarist Russia were so bleak that even the bankruptcy of communism was an improvement. The nation of India, when achieving its independence from Britain, elected a socialist model to bolster its disastrous economy and rampant social inequities. Some observers have now commented that the socialist model did not provide the incentive to create the wealth necessary to improve the infrastructure as a precondition of raising the economic level and thus the living standards of the population of large. As a result of India?s selection of the socialist model, the country can continue to wallow in the filth and poverty from which they attempted to escape by overthrowing the British influence.
The Soviet Union failed and was crushed by the weight of its own bureaucracy which ever aggrandized itself and infiltrated every corner of public life for the purpose of accomplishing known and established idealistic goals. The bureaucracy was incapable of achieving the goals that its propaganda machinery established and touted in that the criminalization process perverted the goals of the bureaucracy and substituted personal privilege, job security, income stream protection and special privileges as the hidden agenda of the geometrically expanding scope and employment of the bureaucracy. The cost in human misery, life, and state inflicted oppression now maybe empirically demonstrated as the cost of the socialist society.
But not to worry, history is purely irrelevant and the nature of man may be modified by the whims of the next noble political movement. Observe the great progress made by prohibition in United States when the evils of demon rum can be removed from the hand of the working-class and national sobriety with all its attenuate good effects may be promulgated by an ever vigilant and well motivated bureaucracy dedicated to the salvation of the worker, the family, the abused spouses and children by taking from the drink crazed worker the insidious influence of alcohol. Prohibition created, along with the bureaucracy to manage it, a period in American history of increased alcohol consumption, gang inspired criminality and the subordination of both the police and judiciary for the profits garnered from the now increased profit generated by the legal liquor trade.
Now that we have made that mistake and were required to repeal prohibition, we may learn from our mistakes and apply the same valuable lessons to the control of illegal narcotic trafficking without increasing the consumption of illegal drugs, gang inspired criminality and the subordination of both the police and judiciary by the profits generated by the illegal drug trade. We are indeed fortunate that we have an enlightened and far seeing bureaucracy that will not repeat the errors and thus the disastrous results witnessed during prohibition.
Fortunately for us we have an enlightened bureaucracy in the USA riches going to effect all of the goals of a Marxist redistribution of wealth and do so in a manner which is fair, just, socially desirable, achieving noble goals and without crossing the line to self-aggrandizement, job protection, income stream protection and certainly not criminality.
THE CRIMINALIZATION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL SERVICES AND ITS ALLIED BUREAUCRACIES
John Adams commented that if men were angels there would be no need to govern them and that if government were administered by angels there would be no reason to restrain its authority. Dr. George Crane, the father of former congressmen Phillip Crane, classified individuals as "head", "heart" and "stomach? people. If you should propose an increase in social benefits for families with dependent children, the stomach people would ask either how much do I get or how much would it cost me.
The heart people would go into an ecstasy of sympathetic approval since it would be so meaningful in the lives of the innocent children and point out that Jesus loves all children. The head people would question whether or not the funds for families with dependent children had a finite limit and whether or not the increasing of benefits would promote an environment wherein the number of ?needy children" would be increased. That if you are to divide the finite sum by the number of needy children the amount destined for a needy child could be diminished indirect proportion to the increasing number.
That to increase such benefits could well result in a decrease of benefits to needy children and an additional economic burden placed on all those working families who were successfully supporting their children without the assistance of a bureaucracy of family planners, economic counselors, social workers, child protective workers, etc.
Dr. George Crane?s evaluation of the number of people who fell into the "head? category was a product of his boundless appreciation of the noble qualities of mankind and the basic rational disposition of the population of large. Dr. Crane's rosy evaluation of his fellow man and his perpetual optimism resulted in his belief that 5 percent of the population could be classified as "head" people.
A ?democratically based" government philosophy is touted as an ideal to which we should all aspire. Thank you Franklin Delano Roosevelt for this marvelous thought. The democracies where the will of the majority reigns supreme and public opinion is the controlling factor without any thought to the tough choices that must be made in the administration of any government that is not composed of angels. A Republican form of government requires the election of sensible representatives who will make the hard choices even in the face of public opprobrium. The representative of the state of Georgia at the convention in Philadelphia in 1776 voted for the inclusion of an anti-slavery clause in the declaration of independence. It was quickly pointed out to him the list did not reflect the opinion of his constituents. His response was that the he was selected to exercise his good judgment and moral valuations and that if such were contrary to the will of his constituency it was their job to send a new delegate; that the failure of exercising his opinion and pandering to popularity was an abnegation of the principles of the government they sought to establish.
Should there be any question in your mind as to whether or not the government-sponsored Department of Social Services is on a straight road to communism with all the attenuate "benefits" as demonstrated by 75 years experience in the Soviet Union, then examine the following items:
1. The number of people drawing "entitlements"
2. The number of people employed by the Department of Social Services.
3. The increase in scope of intervention by the Department of Social Services to battered children, battered spouses (please don't say females),battered elders, domestic violence, family planning, abortion counseling, parenting counseling, family budget counseling, mental health services, alcohol rehabilitation programs, anger management programs, child support enforcement programs, centralized collection of child support obligations, day care supervision and licensing, adoption investigations, genetic testing for the establishment of paternity and family budget planning.
It is without a doubt that each member of the Department of Social Services is dedicated to the welfare and improvement of the status of his"clients". The dictionary defines a client as a user of professional services and one living in penury as a "charge".
As the number of "charges" increases and services required for their welfare by Department of Social Services operatives, the tax on those who manage their lives without the intervention of bureaucratic supervision increases exponentially. Approximately one job in four is a government employee. This does not count infants, the aged, the incarcerated, the hospitalized and the disabled. This group is sometimes classified as "dependencies?, the cost of which must be borne by someone. A minimal level of subsistence for dependencies could well be one of the hard choices that a representative in a republic might have to make. There is little evidence that the condition of the lives of the dependencies or lives of the working population will be improved by an increasing the scope of bureaucracy.
If one defines "criminality" as kidnapping, counterfeiting and armed robbery in the style of the Colombian drug cartel, or as the societal oppression exercised by the central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, then it is difficult to say that our Department of Social Services bureaucracy has been successfully adept in developing their skills to that level at this time. There appeared in Esquire magazine many years ago an article written by four ex-presidents of the United States then living. The theme of the article was the imperiled, not imperial presidency. Each ex-president spoke of the difficulty in overcoming the hidden agenda and selfish goals of the established bureaucracy. Each ex-president spoke of his incapacity to effect plans and programs that were contrary to the agenda of the bureaucracy.
If criminality may be defined as the redirection and perversion of mandated social policy, as the fabrication of statistics and results to justify income protection, job security, and departmental growth, then our government bureaucracy at least has established themselves as efficient petty criminals. How long must we wait until they become efficient at the job?
No Tears for Hiroshima, it should have been Tokyo
In 2005, this 60th anniversary of the dropping of the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nakasaki in August of 1945 prompted the media to air endless discussions on the morality of the atomic bomb, the suffering of the survivors, and the waging of war on a civilian target. Those who pretend to view with historical perspective, use their ink and air time to demonstrate their tender sensitivity, moral high ground and profound intellectual grasp of past events, thereby elevating themselves to Oracles demanding our wrapt attention.
The projection for casualties among the American troops in an invasion of the Japanese Islands was conservatively estimated at 500,000. The dead at Nakasaki and Hiroshima combined less than 100,000. The Japanese government was advised that the United States had the ultimate weapon and invited their surrender. Even after the devastation of Hiroshima, which did
not provoked an immediate surrender, it took the example of Nakasaki to penetrate the concept of Bushido instilled in the minds of the Japanese military hierarchy.
The Japanese general staff knew full well of the conditions in prison camps, the events surrounding the Rape of Nanking and the conduct of Japanese troops in the Philippine Islands. Assuming they expected a payback, their reluctance to surrender is somewhat understandable.
When we turn our thoughts to memories of those who suffered at Hiroshima and Nakasaki, also may we remember in our kindness those heroes who saved literally millions of lives: (1) Albert Einstein, who wrote a letter to President Roosevelt advising him of the potential of an atomic bomb being researched in Germany at the time; (2) thousands of workers at Oak Ridge, Tennessee; (3) the scientist at Los Alamos, New Mexico who made the theory a reality; and, (4) Colonel Tibbits and the crews of the two
airplanes which dropped the bombs.
If your father or grandfather was in military service in the area of the Pacific Theatre, you may thank this group, most likely, for your very existence. As Andrew Marvell commented " The grave is a very private place but me thinks that none do there embrace". To count the dead, and by extension the unborn, is to use rather shallow measures. We must also
consider the thousands of disabled and disfigured veterans, living in decades of misery and as a charge on the time and energy of their relatives and the medical profession.
For those of us who remember the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, the Batan Death March, the atrocities of Japanese troops throughout the Pacific and particularly in China, and the fanatical racist disposition of the Japanese military, the loss at Hiroshima and Nakasaki seems a very small price to pay to save millions of lives of the citizens of the nation that did not start the war. The 60th anniversary of the dropping of the atomic bomb should be an opportunity for us to thank and remember those individuals, who by their physical effort, intellectual capacity, foresight and bravery, were able to, through unified efforts, create the instrument that was the single most humanitarian result of 20th Century.
Admiral Haulsey said that his goal in World War II was to make Hell the only place where Japanese was spoken. The people of Japan should be profoundly grateful for the lives that were saved from an invasion of their home islands and a serious implementation of the Halsey policy.
While those of shallow thought pander to those who are ignorant of the history of Japanese military imperialism in World War II, let those who remember sing our praise and render our thanks to those who had any part whatsoever in the dropping of the "peace bomb", which wrenched Japan from the domination of its military
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August 27, 2003
The Rev. Noah B. Howard
PO Box 1047
Cooleemee, NC 27041
The Rev. Dr. Clifford Coles
3827 Napa Valley Drive
Raleigh, NC 27612
Dear Noah and Cliff:
This letter is being written jointly to each of you in that individually you represent the only contact I have with the Episcopal Church. Admittedly, my contact with the church is one of family tradition as opposed to active regular participation. I expect my family to be married and buried in an Episcopal Church. I have long resented "freeloaders" who show up at churches for funerals and weddings, availing themselves of the facilities and the services of a priest provided either by the cash or sweat equity of the congregation.
I purchased three windows for Saint Michael's when it was built, in memory of my mother and father, my deceased brother and my deceased wife. I am a regular monthly contributor by draft to Saint Michael's and to Noah's work in western North Carolina. Saint Michael's has been free and welcome to use my legal services gratis whenever I am called upon to be of assistance. I have happily been of assistance to Noah in regard to his efforts towards the Hispanic population in this area. I graduated from Sewanee Military Academy and have a great-grandfather buried in Zion Episcopal Church in Charles Town, West Virginia with a date on his tombstone of 1690. Also in that churchyard are many other grandparents and collateral relatives who have been there buried after 1690. While admittedly not an active regular participant in the activities of the church, I presume that my wife and I are counted among the 2.5 million Episcopalians in the USA. The integrity, the posture, the moral force and the consistency which the church has always represented to me has been the reason for my continuing relationship with the Church.
If I am to believe the news reports, an openly practicing homosexual priest has been elected Bishop of New Hampshire. I was divorced in the state of Florida in 1963 after a marriage of approximately eight years. I re-married in 1965 to Anne Hutchinson who subsequently died in childbirth in 1972. When my present wife Connie and I chose to be married in the Calvary Episcopal Church of Tarboro, the priest at Calvary at that time was aware of my previous wife's death but had no information concerning my prior marriage. The priest requested from me a copy of my divorce decree from my first marriage and informed me that this was an instruction of the Bishop of the diocese. It was a position of the Episcopal
Church at that time, not to condone marriages ruptured by adultery and lend the dignity and the moral approbation of the church to adjudicated adulterers. I agreed wholeheartedly with that position and thought the request to see my divorce decree reasonable, appropriate and in keeping with strong moral
posture of the church. At the time I commented to the priest that I understood his request and did not think that the church should be placed in a position of lending its dignity to another round of "musical beds".
My wife Connie was confirmed and became a practicing member of the Episcopal Church in 1973 in respect for what she recognized as my strong attachment, respect and appreciation for the church and every priest with whom I had any contact whatsoever.
My first reaction to the election of the Bishop Designate of New Hampshire was disbelief that he was allowed to remain a priest. Next I considered withdrawing immediately all financial and personal support of Saint Michael's, but in calm reconsideration realized that I would only be withdrawing support from the parishioners and the Rev. Dr. Cole and the Rev. Mr. Howard, which would certainly be an inappropriate misdirection of my ire.
Criticism falls quickly from the lips, is often shallow in its scope and a product of personal evaluation rather than the consideration of larger issues. Therefore I have a proposal for the church.
Let us recognize that adultery is nature not nurture. Abrogate any standards of public behavior or personal responsibility. Provide each priest a live-in concubine so that if his marital obligations or the sanctity of the institution are too onerous a burden for a priest to bear, we can be understanding and open the church to a broader spectrum of views. We can have sleep-in-night at the parish hall and allow all of the parishioners to engage in an evening of spouse swapping without having to sneak to the local motel. We should institute a program among the youth groups wherein the priest and his concubine could present leadership on the art of sexual incontinence. We need to begin an immediate program of reeducation wherein those members of the church lacking in understanding of the new moral system could grow to understand why heretofore aberrant behavior is now an accepted ideal and role
model for the youth of the church as well as the more stodgy older members.
Once the church has come down four square advocating sexual license in all its variations, then the church could move to abrogate other Christian values and teachings such as truth, honesty, compassion, and service to others. There will be no need to abrogate the teachings regarding virtue since that will be well covered in the initial program promoting adultery, homosexuality and I presume pederasty as well should be included.
I recognize my insignificance in the politics of the church since I have no program to espouse other than the teachings of 4000 years of Judeo-Christian culture and I have failed to agitate for representatives and leadership dedicated to such a humdrum disposition. I propose to found "Episcopalians for Unlimited Heterosexuality", amass a significant number of members dedicated to alley cat behavior, maneuver to be appointed to positions of influence of church policy and criticize those members who do not fall in line with our expanded understanding of moral values. We could then collect a
Bishop or two and have the Bishop's concubines denominated as "Suffering Bishops", give to the concubines concomitantly with the Bishops' other female dalliances, heretofore known as wives, positions of leadership in the youth movements of the church.
I am unaware how the Bishop of this diocese voted in the election of the Bishop Designate of New Hampshire and request that you advise me of his position. If the present Bishop is unwilling to support my program for the support and approval for practicing adulterers and voted for the Bishop Designate of New Hampshire I would have to note an inconsistency which I could not reconcile and would have difficulty finding him as an appropriate pastor of any flock with which I would graze. I would hope that the church leadership at all levels would reject deviant behavior as acceptable standard. I could
understand and support leadership that regarded militant homosexual priests and Bishops as outrageous, offensive and nonsensical as my proposed organization of "Episcopalians for Unlimited Heterosexuality".
Thank you for your time and please let me hear from you concerning this most serious matter.
Most cordially yours,
Grover Prevatte Hopkins
This was written by a Canadian woman, in her local paper, but oh how it also applies to the U.S. , U.K. and Australia. THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH. Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister! Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady.
Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?
Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from that nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency
I'll sta rt caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan .
I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.
I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.
I'll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home to hear about them when something happens.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a CANADIAN soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care.
When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:
I don't care.
When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and 'fed special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts:
I don't care.
And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it,
I don't care!!
If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behaviour! If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country!
And may I add: 'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers don't have that problem.'
Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The Canadian Soldier.
3. The British Soldier.
4. The US Soldier, and
5. The Australian Soldier
One died for your soul, the other 4 for your freedom.
Case Management
No case is as simple and straightforward as it appears at the time of intake.
Clients come to a lawyer at a time of great stress and are incapable of relating an accurate and complete scenario of the events that impelled them to seek the lawyer in the first place.
By the process of selective dis-remembering, the client is convinced that if he can persuade the lawyer of the correctness of his posture, then the client's present discomfort will obviate for a minimal charge. This process has no relationship to fact, truth, or law.
The most important evidence entered in any case is the clock on the wall in the Courtroom. This evidence is referred to in five minute increments until 3:00 PM, after which it's referred to in two minute increments. Introducing this evidence after 3:00 PM on Thursday is a breach of decorum.
A case wherein the previous attorney has been discharged by the client is tantamount to standing on the tracks before an oncoming train. It is merely a matter of nanoseconds until the newly acquired lawyer's presentation of a bill is the opening Salvo in a Holy war.
You may never trust a client who is not faithful to his mistress.
The Economics of the Practice of Law
The market value of and the disposition of the client to pay for legal services is in direct proportion to client anxiety. Once the anxiety is relieved, the value of legal services and the disposition to pay for legal services plummets to zero.
All "pro bono" and "appointed" legal services have a value in the mind of the client consistent with the cost to the client, i.e. nothing.
Insurance Companies
Insurance companies are in the business of selling security and comfort while devising arcane schemes to avoid the payment of any premiums collected.
Defense attorneys for insurance companies cannot discuss settlement of any case until after the client has been billed 35 hours for depositions and interrogatories, in which the defense attorneys seek information which would happily be provided by the plaintiff's attorney.
All claims of less than $2000.00 are summarily rejected by the insurance company, the company being aware that the claim is not of sufficient size to employ an attorney for representation.
The Judiciary
Franklin Delano Roosevelt said we only need to fear, fear itself. In the present environment of Department of Social Service domination of all matters relating to "children", a man need only fear the feminine allegation of fear, after which the feme may fearlessly commit domestic maiming. A DSS authorized feminine allegation suspends equal protection, due process and other traditional Christian values.
Where divorced parents can make rational decisions regarding the welfare of their own children, no action for custody is needed; therefore, in a custody action it is the Judge's decision as to which party may use the children as a club against the other.
A bad mother is better than a good daddy until the mother is cited for contempt a sufficient number of times so as to be regarded as a work generating interruption to the minions involved in the child abuse industry. When the mother's behavior has interrupted a sufficient number of coffee breaks, then the mother is unfit and the daddy is elevated to sainthood.
Custody fights too often are contests wherein the parents drive 10 penny nails in to the children, then use the children as barbed clubs in order to batter the other parent.
Banks
Your personal bank is "friendly", provides full service and economic counseling when;
a.) The transaction has been approved by three Swiss gnomes hidden in a backroom.
b.) the bank can make more money on the foreclosure or repossession than it canon the loan itself.
c.) the credit life insurance premium as paid to your personal banker in the form of a commission.
Banks rent money from individuals who do not know the value of money and re-rent the money to individuals who cannot learn the value of money.
Professional Associations.
Professional legal associations stand four square behind progress as long as there is no change.
Government and the Bureaucracy.
A Jury is the only government agency which does not seek to perpetuate itself and the only government agency from which one may expect the possibility of a fair shake.
No government employee will give a truthful answer to a given question, as the answer always contains a hidden agenda designed to maximize the ludicrously denominated "efficiency reports" and obfuscate any requirement for work on the part of a given government department.
The life of bureaucrat is one of absolute banality. He only has the authority and revels in the power to say "no".